Kathryn Rogers Photos

The wedding of the century! Rush Limbaugh marries! Again. What is this, about the fourth time?

Rush Limbaugh and his girlfriend of almost 6 years married this past Saturday night at his palatial mansion and estate in a $1 million celebration in Florida. 400 guests attended and it was guarded by extra security to prevent the paparazzi from crashing the lovely nuptials.

The two met in 2004 at a celebrity golf tournament and have supposedly been a couple ever since. Kathryn Rogers is a hot blond woman, half Limbaugh's age and is supposedly a direct descendant of John Adams. Rush is bald, bloating and a racist homophobic pig. It's a match made in heaven. Heaven for a gold digger that is.

It just goes to show that men with money can get just about any woman they want. If I were a woman, it would be hard to decide if millions of dollars would be worth suffering his sweaty fat body. I suppose with enough drugs and booze anything is possible. Rush can supply the drugs.

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Kathryn Rogers Photos

Rush Limbaugh is set to marry his gorgeous fiancé Kathryn tonight in a $1 million celebration in Florida.

The two have an amazing event planned for their closest friends and family, which will take place tonight at Limbaugh’s beachfront mansion. They have hired an additional 50 security guards to ensure the event is safe from party crashers and paparazzi. So any Rush Limbaugh wedding photos will likely be sold to the highest bidding magazine, or published by the couple themselves.

Last night the two threw a fun Hawaiian themed dress rehearsal for 400 of their closest friends and family, at the Breakers Hotel.

This is the fourth marriage for Rush, who has kept the details of this relationship and wedding plans mum.

He did post a vague note on his website and claimed he was getting a puppy, saying that he would be “out until Tuesday, June 15.” And he told the Post,

“We try to live our lives as normal people. We do not seek media attention. We do not want it, especially for this.”

He previously talked about his concern over marrying Kathryn saying,

“If Kathryn and I were to get married, I know they’d go after her. I’m always going to be a villain … But Kathryn, I don’t know how it would be for her, all the gossip and the nastiness. I worry about it.”

Rogers and Limbaugh met in 2004 at a celebrity golf tournament and have been quite the couple ever since. She is a stunning blonde bombshell, half his age and is supposedly a direct descendant of John Adams.

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Rush Limbaugh Wedding

It's just an avalanche of Rush Limbaugh news this week here in the Comedy Examiner's Office, isn't it?  Prior to the weekend, we reported that Rush's life story was slated to be the subject of a big-budget Hollywood biopic (which the producer in charge swears will be more like "Citizen Kane meets Private Parts" and nothing like, say, Saw IV).  Now comes the news that Rush enjoyed his fourth marriage ceremony this afternoon-- hey, congrats on that, Rush; you know what they say: fourth time's the charm-- and Gawker.com was there to make sure the ceremony didn't go by without a proper pranking.  Actually, they weren't on the ground for the wedding itself, but instead in the skies above.  See it for yourselves below, my gentle Examiner readers...
Oh, man, do I love stories where embarrassing things are happening to Rush Limbaugh.  A few months ago, we had the story of Rush Limbaugh being given a plane ticket to vacate the country-- in order to make good on a promise he'd made to do just that if Obama's health care bill passed-- and we all had a good laugh.  Then, earlier in the week, we learned that someone had decided to turn Rush's life into a big-budget Hollywood movie.  Again, there was much snickering to be had.

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