Jony Ive

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Matt Rivers, who was the winningest handicapper ever—nobody came close—on a large network of sites. He has a free pick for Monday on the Texas Rangers.

Nobody respects Cliff Lee more than I do as the former Cy Young award winning southpaw is awesome and has been awesome at times this season but for his struggling and fairly wretched Mariners’ offense to not be getting any money here in Arlington against the first place Rangers makes me fine with going against Lee.

Texas isn’t great, I understand that, but Hamilton, Young, Cruz, Kinsler and the fellas are in the midst of a successful season and at home should be able to win this game. Ron Washington’s club has been great thus far when sleeping in their own beds and Scott Feldman may not be a superstar but the right-hander had a ton of success last season and should be good enough to keep down the weak punch and judy Seattle offense.

I had the Angels yesterday as they completed the sweep at Safeco thanks mainly because the M’s have Ichiro and very little else. That feeling holds true here as well and even though Lee does scare me anywhere and at anytime but in the end at this price the heavier hitting club that plays at home should turn out to be the right side.

For more information: Only an extra inning loss by the underdog Braves yesterday prevented another 3-0 sweep of the board. The Celtics won outright and the underdog Angels took care of business as well. It’s 17 of 28 winning days and coincidentally 17 of 28 winning plays. That all equates to more than 3.4 million* of profit in less than the last month alone and about to be over a whopping 4 million* with today’s 2-0 sweep.

Two winners on the diamond today and both of the 300,000* variety, Atlanta-Arizona and Anaheim-Oakland. Please do not miss out, for your sake. Click now to purchase Matt Rivers.

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Sack Tapping

Bullying has apparently risen to a new level of atrocity nowadays in what’s referred to in schoolyards all over the nation as “sack tapping.”  Suffice it to say that the “sack” referred to here is not a paper bag Mom packs a lunch in.

A boy from Minnesota underwent emergency surgery to remove his testicle after being the victim of this terribly painful “game.”   While changing classes in Crosby, MN, another boy attacked him and punched him in the testicle.  Hours later, he woke his mother up at 1:00 am; he was in excruciating pain by that time.

Upon arriving at the hospital, Dr. Scott Wheeler, a urologist, operated on the boy, removing his testicle.  According to Fox News, Dr. Wheeler stated that the practice has gotten out of control; he told reporters that he performs 3-4 surgeries a year due to sack tapping.

Although demonstrations of  this kind of potential testicular homicide are wildly popular on YouTube, we’ll save you the trouble of looking it up:  it’s played by randomly “tapping” a boy with one’s knuckles and a flick of the wrist, and is apparently fairly popular among athletes across the nation. (urbandictionary.com).

Apparently, there are variations on the theme of this horrific game, including “competitions” called “sack tap circles.”

Dr. Wheeler urges parents to warn their kids about sack tapping, because it has “lost its humor.”

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