Here are some of our favorites:
Rodney Dangerfield – “On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me!”
Erma Bombeck – “A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween”
George Carlin – “There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.”
Conan O’Brien – “This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.”
Loretta Lynn – “We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween.”
Henry David Thoreau - “I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than sit on a crowded velvet cushion.”
Mark Twain - “Everyone is a moon and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody.”
Linus Van Pelt – “There are three things I’ve learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and The Great Pumpkin.
River Phoenix – “Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on.”
We’d love to hear any funny Halloween quotes and sayings that you know of!
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