The Brownstone

Breaking "Real Housewives of New Jersey" news! Something actually happens, other than Danielle Staub ensuring a lifetime of psychotherapy for her daughters, Caroline Manzo, Jacqueline Laurita and Dina Manzo calling meetings to discuss Danielle for no apparent reason, and Teresa Giudice talking about her sex life. I mean, all happens too, but there's some actual, if utterly producer-orchestrated, drama when Danielle attends a benefit at the Brownstone, owned by the Manzo clan, along with an entire (uninvited) troupe of "Sopranos" extras, and throws a self-righteous hissy fit when they all can't be accommodated: "You do this to a little baby."
By the way? If you want to feel really guilty about getting sucked into this two-b'it drama, read about the poor little girl whose illness has been co-opted for this foolishness.
Random bonus moment: Caroline shaves her face every day.